Holy Soap! The Divine Foaming Dove™
Precio habitual
$53.99
Product Description:
Meet your new bathroom guardian—the Holy Soap! The Divine Foaming Dove™. This isn’t just a soap dispenser. It’s an experience. With its angelic dove shape and touch-free magic, it’s here to save your hands from grime—and your soul from boring soap bottles. Perfect for homes, offices, or anyone who appreciates a little humor with their hygiene.
Key Features:
- Heavenly Hands-Free Operation: Just wave your hand beneath the dove’s ass and receive a blessed squirt of foam—no touching, no mess, no sin. Keep your paws clean without pressing anything like a common peasant.
- Sacred & Sanitary Design: This holy bird eliminates cross-contamination. Forget germ-filled pump bottles. Let the dove protect you from your coworker’s questionable habits.
- Smart Sensing Miracle: Uses infrared divinity to detect your hand. It’s so efficient, it might just lower your electricity bill—because saving the planet is also godly.
- Perfect for Any Purification Ritual: Whether you’re at home, in a cubicle, or running a fancy hotel—this dove delivers consistent foam like a true disciple of cleanliness.
- Easy to Refill & Redeem: Simply twist open the sacred vessel, pour in your favorite liquid soap, and screw the cap back on. Redemption has never been so easy.
Product Specifications:
- Dimensions: 30 cm (L) x 11 cm (W) x 11 cm (H)
- Or, for our imperial-system friends: roughly 12" long, 4.3" wide, 4.3" tall—because doves don’t do math.
- Operation: Infrared sensor
- Power: Low energy consumption 🌿
- Soap Type: Works best with liquid soap (the holiest of soaps)
What’s in the Box:
- 1 x Holy Soap! Divine Foaming Dove™ Dispenser
- 1 x User manual (with possibly unnecessary instructions)
- 1 x Set of batteries (so you can start purifying immediately)
Enjoy a touch of humor and holiness in every wash! ✨🕊️🧼
（Please note: This product does not actually grant forgiveness or perform baptisms. But it does dispense soap. Really well.)